BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

(Source: min-tto)

posted 8 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 322,134 notes - via / origreblog
pikons asked:
If i was your girlfriend/boyfriend i'd send cheesy romance quotes to your submit box every now and then.

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 1 note • reblog

I’m gonna head to bed so night yall!

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 2 notes • reblog
If I was your boy/girlfriend…finish in my ask.

(Source: suicideconnections)

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 21,969 notes - via / origreblog

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 4,829 notes - via / origreblog
JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 22,387 notes - via / origreblog

nishthedish:

graphiteknight:

potentialforart:

racconconnoisseur:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

It’s just like being at SDCC! Now where’s FullBars?

the Halloween style opening is HOT!

screaming SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING!!!!

I don’t watch this show (I need to at some point), but

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is he playing an anime dating sim.

Also I think that might be Paul Robertson, and if so that’s really cool that they keep him on board too.

Pretty cool that he’s still working with them! Season 2 is looking wild.

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 6,588 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: hanyuuapologist)

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 182 notes - via / origreblog

hinaegg:

when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you

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posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 5,250 notes - via / origreblog
played 1078 times
posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 129 notes - via / origreblog

thedreadpiratejames:

everythingisexactlythesame:

will be added to my life hacks list

umm, I hope this is useful to some of my followers

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 4,221 notes - via / origreblog

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 229,717 notes - via / origreblog
zootedboy:

i relate to this sports meme hella hord

zootedboy:

i relate to this sports meme hella hord

posted 9 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 4,860 notes - via / origreblog
ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

(Source: engineeringnow)

posted 10 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 128,899 notes - via / origreblog

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posted 10 hours agoJuly 30, 2014 with 13,767 notes - via / origreblog